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Andromeda Tonks ([info]its_tonks_now) wrote,
@ 2008-05-08 12:44:00

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I've been trying to think of the best way to describe Nymphadora. It's like trying to hold the ocean in a paper cup. Seriously. How do you explain a girl who eats her food according to color and bursts into our room in the middle of the night demanding to know why breathe oxygen instead of water? There are simply too many words to choose from. She's getting bigger everyday. Sometimes when I hold her hand, it's like it doesn't fit anymore. She's only five, but sometimes her palm is a little too wide, or her grip is too strong. I feel like it's only a matter of time before I'm not holding her hand anymore, and she's holding mine.

I never thought I'd be one of those mums who talks non-stop about her kid. Ted Tonks, don't you dare call me a sap or I'll give you such a pinch!

On a completely seperate note, I've learned that my amazing and daring cousin has purchased a motorbike. Sirius, now you really have no excuse not to come visit more because you've got the perfect new toy to get you here. I may or may not want to ride on it.


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[info]siriusly_gryffy
2008-05-08 03:50 pm UTC (link)
I know, I know! I need to come out again soon! Besides, we still have to have that drink we talked about!

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-10 01:35 am UTC (link)
We most certainly do! I must absolutely insist you come by before the end of the month. We miss your pretty face around here!

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[info]siriusly_gryffy
2008-05-10 10:23 am UTC (link)
Of course I have to come before the end of the month! My birthday is in five days after all, and I must see you for big 19! Oh, pretty face? You make me sound shallow. What about handsome and devilishly charming?

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-09 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Sap.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-10 01:38 am UTC (link)
Oh. Now you've asked for it.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-11 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Asked for what, darling?

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-12 12:04 am UTC (link)
A pinch. I know where you sleep.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-12 12:42 am UTC (link)
And I know where you sleep. I still don't get it.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-12 08:20 am UTC (link)
You will when I get you.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-12 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Too bad you have that kid to watch, huh?

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-12 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Good thing my cousin loves to babysit.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-13 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Good thing I'll be in the pub for a few more hours.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-14 02:09 am UTC (link)
Well, maybe I'll come pay you a visit.

I may or may not miss you.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-14 02:11 am UTC (link)
Hm, see, I would say that's a good idea, but I'm afraid no girls are allowed. Especially girls who pinch.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-14 03:26 am UTC (link)
Since when? Well, maybe I'll just have to see what Theodore is doing, then.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-14 03:28 am UTC (link)
Since I remembered pinching really hurts. It's a new pub rule. Asby instated it yesterday.

Oh, Theodore wanted me to tell you that he doesn't want to see you anymore.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-14 04:12 am UTC (link)
Since when are you on speaking terms with Theodore? He'd never say that. He loves me.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-14 04:16 am UTC (link)
We just started talking. We're real close.

Oh, poor, naive Andromeda. Men are dogs. Don't believe what they say.
I, on the other hand, am different.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-14 04:28 am UTC (link)
Taking your advice, why I should I believe you're different?

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-14 04:41 am UTC (link)
Because I'm cute?

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-14 10:32 am UTC (link)
You're impossible. Maybe a little cute, but I wouldn't know since I'm not allowed to come test that theory.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-14 09:42 pm UTC (link)
You're gonna pinch me!

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-14 11:21 pm UTC (link)
You called me a sap! I warned you not to and even said I would pinch you if you did it!

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-15 05:49 pm UTC (link)
That's basically asking for me to do it, then. I'm only a human being, I have flaws!

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-15 10:47 pm UTC (link)
What if I said I wasn't going to pinch you. Then would I be allowed in the pub again?

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-15 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Yes... but you have to pinch Asby instead... on the arse.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-16 02:13 am UTC (link)
I'll do it, but I'm afraid the shock of it might push him over the edge.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-16 02:24 am UTC (link)
Which edge is that? I'm sure there's a number of blokes at the pub who'll pay you good money to do it.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-16 02:29 am UTC (link)
It's always the shy ones you have to look out for. He might get fresh with me. So then, you think I could start a business of pinching bums? Will it put Dora through school?

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-16 05:29 am UTC (link)
I know. He's a little perv, I swear. I heard his latest date was a disaster, too. Poor boy.

I don't know, but it better. I got bills to pay, you can handle the rest.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-16 11:51 am UTC (link)
Really? Poor fellow. Maybe a pinch to the bum will help boost his confidence.

I'm so happy to know where our daughter's education lies on your priority list.

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[info]tohnks
2008-05-16 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Exactly! Plus, it'll give the boys a good laugh.

I was only kidding.

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[info]its_tonks_now
2008-05-17 02:12 am UTC (link)
I'll be by shortly, then. The little one is having dinner with her friend down the street.

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